peanut butter

i almost died watching this …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S ZEALOT BUTTER JELLY TIME

wow...my whole views of the origin of life have now been changed. Since there is no life in the peanut butter jar, then I guess it's Adam and Eve after all.

Yep. We have all been humbled by the superior intellect that only generations of inbreeding can supply.
Creationists 4 teh win

WHAAAAT? Since when are we in a sealed enviroment? Evolution hinges on the interferance of other stuff.....that dude needs a kick in the face he shoulda went with a rock instread of Peanut butter to prove his point.




















...and here I thought Peanuts porn videos were finally found

What the moron in the video is (unknowingly, to be sure) referrign to is this:

MILLER-UREY EXPERIMENT

www.wikipedia.org wrote:

The experiment used water (H2O), methane (CH4), ammonia (NH3), and hydrogen (H2). The chemicals were all sealed inside a sterile array of glass tubes and flasks connected in a loop, with one flask half-full of liquid water and another flask containing a pair of electrodes. The liquid water was heated to induce evaporation, sparks were fired between the electrodes to simulate lightning through the atmosphere and water vapor, and then the atmosphere was cooled again so that the water could condense and trickle back into the first flask in a continuous cycle.

At the end of one week of continuous operation, Miller and Urey observed that as much as 10–15% of the carbon within the system was now in the form of organic compounds. Two percent of the carbon had formed amino acids that are used to make proteins in living cells, with glycine as the most abundant. Sugars, lipids, and some of the building blocks for nucleic acids were also formed.

In an interview, Stanley Miller stated: "Just turning on the spark in a basic pre-biotic experiment will yield 11 out of 20 amino acids."[9]

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In recent years, studies have been made of the amino acid composition of the products of "old" areas in "old" genes, defined as those that are found to be common to organisms from several widely separated species, assumed to share only the last universal ancestor (LUA) of all extant species. These studies found that the products of these areas are enriched in those amino acids that are also most readily produced in the Miller–Urey experiment. This suggests that the original genetic code was based on a smaller number of amino acids – only those available in prebiotic nature – than the current one.[26]

In 2008, a group of scientists examined 11 vials left over from Miller's experiments of the early 1950s. In addition to the classic experiment, reminiscent of Charles Darwin's envisioned "warm little pond", Miller had also performed more experiments, including one with conditions similar to those of volcanic eruptions. This experiment had a nozzle spraying a jet of steam at the spark discharge. By using high-performance liquid chromatography and mass spectrometry, the group found more organic molecules than Miller had. Interestingly, they found that the volcano-like experiment had produced the most organic molecules, 22 amino acids, 5 amines and many hydroxylated molecules, which could have been formed by hydroxyl radicals produced by the electrified steam. The group suggested that volcanic island systems became rich in organic molecules in this way, and that the presence of carbonyl sulfide there could have helped these molecules form peptides.[7][27]

The fact that he translates the abovementioned ingredients with "peanut butter",
the abovementioned flasks with "jar from supermarket"
and a quick flash of electrical energy with "sunlight shining on my kitchen shelf"
may be a sign of an extreme lack of straight thinking.

ooooooooooooo

OK, here is a hypthetical situation:

Joe works at the penaut butter factory.
Joe's wife Linda is bitching, so he has to take his son Joe Junior with him to work.
FLASHBACK: Last Christmas, Joe Junior got a chemistry kit. It contains, among others, methane (CH4) and ammonia (NH3).
He wants to take it with him so he won't get bored while daddy is working.
Daddy is kinda sceptical, but his wife's bitching from the left and Joe Junior's whining from the right are too much for him.
"OK, take it with you".

AT WORK: So daddy is filling peanut butter jars and Joe Junior wants to play.
"Daddy? Can I get a jar to play with please?"
"OK"
Joe Junior mixes the ingredients into the jar (which is not easy to do with gases, but he's a pro).

LATER THAT DAY: The bell goes, it's knocking-off time.
The two go home, where, in the meantime, Linda has taken a nice cocktail of legal housewife drugs and happily prepared them a meal.
Joe and his son quietly devour the delicious meal while Linda is busy just loving the world.
Joe suddenly erupts: "Hey ma, guess what I did today! I am a factory worker, too now. I played with a peanut butter jar and put it on the conveyor belt, just like daddy!"
Daddy almost chokes on his steak


Two weeks later: At the local Walmart, Martha Biggums purchases a jar of peanut butter.
On the way home, she comes into a rainstorm. "If I gotta get wet, I might as well be eating peanut butter"
Luckily, she brought a spoon.
The moment she puts the spoon inot the jar, lightning strikes her.


MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE JAR: TA-DAH! AMINO ACIDS!

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Even IF the above were not written by someone who failed chemistry class and even IF it happened exactly that way:
The creationist dude would be unable to see the result with his bare eyes.
What did he expect? Little mermen waving at him?
Probably watched the Simpsons too often

bravo!

when i first watched it i thought it was so extremely absurd i could just laugh about it … unfortunately more stupid pricks like this have youtube channels …



watch the banana man here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfucpGCm5hY





after watching a couple of those videos it kinda stopped beeing funny …

what i don't understand is: how can someone who is obviously so full of shit be able to handle a camera?