ER Visits database . Funny Stuff

Subject: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:50 pm

Stolen from Down Town

http://www.sun-sentinel2.com/features/ftlaudNEISS/ftlaudNEISS08_list.php?a=search&value=1&SearchFor=penis&SearchOption=Contains&SearchField=narrative

7/6/2008 16 Male White -
"DRY HUMPING HIS GIRLFRIEND" W/PENIS RUBBING AGAINST HER JEANS,ACTIVITY WENT ON FOR EXTENDED PERIOD,PENIS STARTED BLEEDING DX: ABRASIONS PENIS

4/20/2008 64 Male Not stated -
64Y/O,M,HAD SEXUAL FANTASY, PUT COAT HANGER IN PENIS, HANGER BROKE,ADM FOREIGN BODY IN PENIS

10/30/2008 41 Male White
PT HAS LARGE LATEX DILDO STUCK IN RECTUM FOR 2 DAYS. DX: RECTAL FB, R/O PERFORATION.

5/4/2008 34 Female White -
ETOH,PLAYING A GUITAR,STUMBLED,FELL BACKWARD ONTO UNCAPPED BEER BOTTLE ,WHCH CONTACTED PERINEAL AREA,BOTTLE INTACT DX: COMPLEX VAGINAL LAC

9/30/2008 26 Female Black -
26 YOF USED *** BAR SOAP FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HAS VAGINAL ITCH VAGINO SIS

3/10/2008 31 Female Black -
BOYFRIEND INSERTED A BASEBALL IN HER VAGINA 4 HOURS AGO UNABLE TO REMOVAL BASEBALL FOREIGN BODY VAGINA REMOVAL

12/13/2008 32 Female White -
PT HAS BOTTLE OF LUBRICANT LODGED IN VAGINA. DX: VAGINAL FB

Laughing

Posts : 1469 Join date : 2009-10-22 Age : 40

Somebody here wrote a thesis in the sixties concerning "Penis accidents while masturbating with vacuum cleaners" .
It was an official thesis!
So there was a tour recently where an actress read out the whtire thesis to the audience for their amusement Laughing

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:04 pm

I love how they always "fall" onto the objects Laughing

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:20 pm

I wonder when me and you will end up on there ? silent

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:53 pm

10/30/2009 38 Female White
PT HAS BOYFRIEND WITH A LARGE DONG AND HAS BEEN ENGAGING IN INTERCOURSE A DOZEN PLUS TIMES FOR 2 DAYS. DX: RECTAL FB, R/O PERFORATION CERVICAL DISPLACEMENT AND GRUNDLE DESTROYAGE WITH SOME INTERNAL BLEEDING.

Laughing

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:58 pm

PT 33Y.O. WHITE MALE. ENGAGED IN 24 HOURS OF ORAL S3X. BROKEN JAWBONE. DISLOCATED TONGUE. IN COMA FROM LACK OF OXYGEN. RELEASED BUT RETURNED NEXT DAY AFTER ANOTHER 24 HOUR MARATHON. CHUNKS OF SCALP PULLED OUT FROM HAIR PULLING. AUTHORITYS CONTACTED. POSSIBLE S3X ABUSE.

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:03 pm

You like the abuse - and......... they'll never catch me!! What a Face

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:09 pm

my mommy gives me red touches Embarassed

she touches me in inappropriate ways. Embarassed

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:10 pm

you shut yer phuckin mouth and hold still!

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:12 pm

*pLEASE TELL ME ITS TIME FOR PUNISHMENT*

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:17 pm

It sticks it's tongue out or it gets the paddle again!

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:19 pm

I will be glad when you guys get married and the sex stops. Shocked

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:20 pm

you dont know us well, do you Laughing

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:30 pm

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:32 pm

Regan from the Excorcist wrote:: thats far too vulgar display of power

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:43 pm

Berzerker wrote:: I will be glad when you guys get married and the sex stops.

if that happens I'm getting a divorce Laughing

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:08 pm

newmoon wrote:

Berzerker wrote:: I will be glad when you guys get married and the sex stops.

if that happens I'm getting a divorce Laughing

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:25 am

again

Posts : 1002 Join date : 2009-11-09 Age : 36

i thought i had problems … cookoo

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:40 pm

Haunz wrote:: i thought i had problems …

OOOOHHHH If yall only knew a tiny FRACTION of the stuff affraid

Posts : 1002 Join date : 2009-11-09 Age : 36

hehe

i was actually refering to the initial post, no offense man …

still i'm glad i've got no shit sticking up my vagina … and i'm glad i have no vagina

whatever, i'm drunk cawfee

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:02 pm

i mostly just try and avoid sand......
anything else silent

i keeeeed
i keeeeeeeeeed

alien

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:05 pm

13thAngel wrote:: i mostly just try and avoid sand......
anything else

i keeeeed
i keeeeeeeeeed

So THATS why Swampy rented that concrete truck scratch

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:07 pm

nooooo....i AVOID the sandy vadge Suspect

Subject: Re: ER Visits database . Funny Stuff Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:12 pm

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