Did I tell you I have a pet racoon? Not really but she lived under our house, until the flood. She grew up listening to the watt and I and the Marshalls so shes ok when we sit outside and talk and comes out of the woods - until we move, then she backs off. She has a crooked head and her hands don't seems to work right but she survived the flood!!!
I was so happy to see her. I sit outside and discuss how much shit sucks with her and she agrees - she misses my cooking and wanted to know when watt will be making pancakes again and misses the house too. Watt can speak racoon - bet you didn't know that. It shocked me. She'll come right out to him. I keep shooing her away cuz I don't want her to think humans are ok to walk right up to.
Thinking of building her a coon house to live in before winter.....
I know - I need to get a life.
If I get a pic I'll post it.