Suggestions for wedding wear.

Ok - so since my wedding dress is at the murdering bitches house and I'm queered on it now, kinda. I suggest we go to the courthouse on Halloween dressed as Vader and Leia.

Jeans and Tee shirts? I could wear my Watt outfit too - my marshall hat, my black dress shirt with 3/4 sleeves, jeans, my work boots

Put a dress and suit on because our mothers wanna see or have a photo of us looking nice.





















...................really this is just a plan I'm hatching to buy new shoes again. eye have a problem there............

we could both wear the Watt trademark outfit Black longsleeve button up shirt, Marshalll baseball cap, jeans & work boots...

Or Elvis & Priscilla

or I could shave the sides of my beard off & get one of those Kenny Powers mullet hats & a Powers #55 jersey

or I could go with my circa 1997-1998 hairdo & goatee & we could be Dante & Randall lmao

Or get married in our C.O.C. or Down shirts

Just go naked

you should cross dress

StoneyMaroney wrote:

Just go naked

the B wrote:

you should cross dress

And that is exactly the kind of advice you are going to get from a place like this
BTW, I'm really happy for ya!

I'd recommend a g-string and a hockey mask but seeing as how there's gonna be pictures for family you might want to save that outfit for the honeymoon.

just wear what everyone wants u to for the 10 minute long "weddin" then change in to ur regular rock stah duds for the reception thingy after...that way everyone wins the old bags get their "pretty pics" and u only have to be in those clothes long enuff to do so

oh my beeeee...thats funnny

See Wattage would have to shave and I'd need some extra hair for the bump up do:





I don't think were having a reception... who would come?

I vote Vader -



bah-ha - zombie wear



................did I mention we may do this on halloween?

Oh I ssssoooooooooooooooooo wanted our wedding to be at Hallowe'en,
but we had to find a date that Craig's sister (and family) could come over for ...


Anne - Harley - seriously - wear whatever the fuck YOU want.
Do NOT be dressing up just for the relatives ... I did
... and whilst I am told I looked lovely, I think I'da been happier dressing in my own style and saying screw you to the nay-sayers
The stress of fitting into that frickin dress near undid me ....

yeah - we shall prob do it our way. I don't care how as long as it does - though if anyone came up with something wicked awesome we'd do it.

We'll see how this works out.

I say Leia and Luke

renbolina wrote:

I say Leia and Luke

Hmmm... sick & twisted & fucked up..... I like it

Thanks 9/11.
We can NOT dress in costume at hte courthouse.
Plan B ? still happening...somehow

Gettin the justice of the peace to do it. Now to decide on a location.

I need to go to the Salvation Army or the goodwill to get me a correct looking butcher knife

Maybe do like anne said & put 6 bullet holes in my coveralls. I shoulda cleaned the blood off my hand on my coveralls the other night when I ripped the skin off my knuckle & was bleeding like crazy.

*In Dr. Sam Loomis voice*. "SIX TIMES! I SHoT HIM SIX TIMES!!!"


*cue the "The Shape stalks" music from the Halloween Score*

(and not the ghey ass Rob Zombie bullshit. The REAL John Carpenter Halloween. Rob Zombie re-makes = blaspheme.)


BTW, here's the head gear for the wedding. Looks even better in the dark standing under artificial light when you cant see my eyes.

dude....when she texted me that pic i didnt realize it was THE ACTUAL pic ofit

this is awesome

yeah. It's better looking at night in the dark with a bit of artificial lighting. I need to get some kind of transparent black material to put over the eyes so it looks even creepier.

I wish I still had that scalpel I used to have

where are the wedding pics dammit

Anne...I just sent you a message. I'm sorry I'm not on much, I read email at 4:30 am, go to work, stay late, get home...comatose...repeat.

For the rest of you...which one of you said I was crazy? I'm gonna kick yer ass. Lol...just kidding, it's probably true.

Oh, to answer the question...what should you wear....

Well, given my "craziness" (by the way, that's a compliment, but I prefer the term eccentric), this is a bit ironic, but I think you should wear classical wedding attire, drink champagne and have classical music at your ceremony. Then...after the sun sets, your "classical" band can play some good metal and everyone can rock.

elektriklady wrote:

I read email at 4:30 am

Ten minutes late

...

Yeah, not the funniest comment ever, I know

Yes, where are the fuckin pics? Soon, like this week or so. I have some on phone but nowhere to upload to - still no pc.


It was a quick and painless cermoney at our local park - Halloween, 7PM. We were Mike Myers and Nurse Jill -


Only I didn't have the blond wig.

No party. Mr Wattages' parents were there and Grannie.

Promise of pics to come.

We went after and walked through town - watt made some a wee lil girl cry by just standing stilll in front of her. People were freaking out running up and touching him - was too funny. I didn't take 1 fuckin pic I was having so much fun.

yea! Mrs Wattage fucking off now.....

Mrs. Wattage? I was sure it was going to be Mr. Newmoon