Dumbest thing I did today

I am on my way to the airport for a 6:00 am flight and I'm still way drunk. Fuck.

I like your style

Safe travels.

where ya going.......???

i wanna go on a cruise....never even had an inkling that i wanted to and all of the sudden I do

with out the kids obviously

Went to visit my Gramma. She's 100 today!! This was the first time that she didn't recognize me, so I'm a little bummed, but she enjoyed our company anyway. She's still a spitfire. She slaps the nurses on the butt as they walk by and she's made up a little song in recent years that she belts out: "I don't know, I don't care... I don't give a daaaaaaaamn". She's awesome.

Grabbed a fully clawed cat to shove a pill down her throat.

Like putting your hand in a fully engaged garbage disposal




sucked for us both, my friend, sucked for us both

ouch!

wearing shoes to work today, instead of boots ...

my feet are frackin FREEZIN'

I openly vented about all the incompetent people I work with...sometimes you just gotta call bullshit.

I continued going to classes even though I could feel the migraine coming on Stupid, stupid idea.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Noooooo - go back to bed, Krissah!

left to work this morning with a garbage bag by the door ready to be tossed out....left house leaving said garbage bag by door....realizing this 2 hours into work and dreading coming home...come home to said garbage bag ripped to shreds with garbage spread throughout house....misty in her corner looking guilty

It wasn't her. She was just looking guilty because she felt bad for not waking up when the nasty intruder broke in and messed up the house.

It's still early - I have all day to phuck crap up