meaningful quotes

Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children


You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.


Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute; set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives

Hahahahahahahaha!! excellent .... I shall try and drop them into conversation in the staff room later ....

A will is a dead giveaway.

I found this on the internet

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.


if anyone has a king james bible...can you check this out?

lotsa bibles flying out round here.......

those are all g00d uns

Captain, Road Prison 36: What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.


So true. Reminds me of the morons I deal with at work, every day.

(so that makes me the Captain )

"..........Boss!? Break for a drink Boss?!........."



Boss: Sorry, Luke. I'm just doing my job. You gotta appreciate that.
Luke: Nah - calling it your job don't make it right, Boss.




.......youre a dick


























but

eyeloveyou

I quote that movie all the time.

as a matter o fact, someone's got their dirt in Boss Trey's Ditch right now (The idiot who was fired who called and left a voicemail over the weekend) threatening to come by here with his lawyer.

My reply....













classic Watt



















"Fuck your lawyer. Come on by!!"

Its a Dick Tray (Trey ..... ? ..... come on. that's funny....)

thaaaaats me

Yours is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bigger, dick cart needed

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

the B wrote:

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!

the B wrote:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

the B wrote:

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

God it's lucky havin kids has not made me prone to weein myself or I'd be sat in a puddle right now.

renbolina wrote:

God it's lucky havin kids has not made me prone to weein myself or I'd be sat in a puddle right now.

eye need to get Villain to sign up here

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

personal experience? Pics?

The only difference between brown nosers and shit heads is depth perception!!

Hahahaha

i saw that today and about pissed myself laughing

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

she who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth