Funny shit - pics to make you laugh

He's gonna dye his beard dark brown / black / red and start wearing a Marshall baseball cap before too long and start rockin flannel shirts, jeans and steel toes.

dude ... creepy.
Dad and Watt have the same birthday - only 37 years apart.

...and people think I resemble your brother

and that you and I have similar features...





eyedontcareeye'dstilldoya.

Yeah it's way creepy to have everybody - even my brothers wife say you look like her husband. I don't think so - maybe a resemblance but - naw - but then again there is a shitton of other stuff that's creepy about us

Of course my Grandpa spent many years in Kentucky.......there, cousins.

newmoon wrote:

Yeah it's way creepy to have everybody - even my brothers wife say you look like her husband. I don't think so - maybe a resemblance but - naw - but then again there is a shitton of other stuff that's creepy about us

Of course my Grandpa spent many years in Kentucky.......there, cousins.

The closer the kin, the deeper it goes in..













andeyeloveyou

We're SO gonna get arrested at some point in our lives.......

eyeloveyoumore

we're gonna end up on teh s3xoffenderr3gistry

wattage wrote:

we're gonna end up on teh s3xoffenderr3gistry

Public Lewdness
Public indecency
Public Exposure
Sodomy
public nuisance
Public Noise ordinance
Sexual Battery
Assault (spitting on someone is assult)
In Iowa - A man with a mustache can't kiss a woman in public.
Louisiana - It's against the law to gargle in public.
Maryland - In Halethorpe it's illegal to kiss another person for more than 1 second.
Massachusetts - In Salem even a married couple can't sleep together in the nude in rented rooms.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make love in a car unless it is parked on your property.
Mississippi - # In Truro it is still legal to kill one's "servant." (watch yer ass my hillbilly slave)
Montana - In Helana a woman's cloths must weigh more than 3lb 2oz before she can legaly dance on a saloon table.
Nevada - In Eureka, men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
New York - It's against the law to throw a ball at a person's head just for fun.
North Carolina - In Charlotte women must have their bodies covered by atleast 16 yards of cloth at all times.
Oregon - In Willowdale no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
South Dakota - In Sioux Falls hotels are expected to have twin beds in every room which have to be atleast 2ft apart. A couple can't make love on the floor between the two beds.
Utah - A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
Virginia - An unmarried person can not have sex, this crime is punishable as a class 4 misdemener. In Norfolk a man may face up to 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere (bottom).
Washington - In Bremerton one can't shuck peanuts on the street. awh shucks Peanut!


We could be in deep shit

whoops

and

quit peeping in my friggen windows shah

Shut yer blinds or pay the price

i hope thats the only one you took

i got a new hair cut...do u like it

And back when you were a blond and before you lost all that weight

do these pants make me look fat

Naw...but they make your chin look funny....

chin...where the hells mah neck

i went on the jenny crystal meth diet a week ago and look at the results

13thAngel wrote:

i went on the jenny crystal meth diet a week ago and look at the results

I was behind a tweaker bitch like that last night in the store

wattage wrote:

13thAngel wrote:

i went on the jenny crystal meth diet a week ago and look at the results

I was behind a tweaker bitch like that last night in the store

and lookit how sexy I am....



BLECH!!!

thats HAWT!!!!!

eye bet her ol man can see his pecker pokin thru her guts when he hits it

....just because you...nevermind....